Rooke Juice

The vilest substance known to man. Transcends all known adjectives in regards to its sheer filth.

It is said that Rooke secretes it constantly from every pore, to the point that he is in a never-ending state of slight moistness. Rooke's house is also completely blanketed in a thin film of Rooke Juice, which has successfully repelled any would-be-visitors from his disgusting mancave. Bare-skin contact has been known to cause nausea, burns, hives, excessive vomiting, internal bleeding, external bleeding, the jibblies, erectile dysfunction, and diarrhea. Avoid at all cost.